February 2010
29 posts
Watchwalpaper:
adoodledoo:
You must’ve bumped your fucking head!
January 2010
33 posts
I sometimes have small anexiety attacks when I...
WatchSteel Panther - Fat Girl (Thar She Blows)
I just met the guy who litterally drives around...
“Death to Britney Spears, kill the little...
Sustainability Tip of the Day
“When you’re waiting for the water to warm up before you shower, put a bucket under the tap and collect the cold water. You can use this water in your garden.”
-Dr. Frank Almeda, Curator of Botany at the C.A.S in SF
Brother Gets Sweet, Sweet Revenge on Sister By... →
Chris wins.
You know it's been a bad night when your jacket...
Peter: I bet you don't even have a fourth grade reading level.
Rufio: Hemorrhoidal suck naval.
Peter: Or maybe a fifth grade reading level.
Rufio: Boil dripping beef fart sniffing bubble butt.
Lost Boys: Bangarang, Rufio!
Peter: Someone has a severe ca-ca mouth, you know that?
Rufio: You are a fart factory, cheesy, scab picked, pimple squeezing finger bandage. A week old maggot burger with everything on it and flies on the side.
Peter: Substitute chemistry teacher.
Rufio: Mung tongue.
Peter: Math tutor.
Rufio: Pinhead.
Peter: Prison barber.
Rufio: Mother lover.
Peter: Nearsighted gynecologist.
Rufio: In your face, camel cake.
Peter: In your rear, cow derrière.
Rufio: Lying, crying, spying, prying ultra-pig.
Peter: You lewd, crude, rude, bag of pre-chewed food dude.
Lost Boys: Bangarang, Peter!
Rufio: You... you man! You stupid, stupid man!
Peter: Rufio, if I'm a maggot burger why don't you EAT ME? You two-toned zebra-headed paramecium brain, munchin' on your own mucus, suffering from Peter Pan envy!
Kid: What's a paramecium brain?
Peter: I'll tell you what a paramecium is. It's a one-celled critter with no brain, that can't fly! Don't mess with me man, I'm a lawyer!
Lost Boys: Banning! Banning! Banning! Banning!
“I didn’t think the pillow would break that ikea furniture”
– T
Looking at all the photos I took 3-4 years ago...
I Don’t Know - Beastie Boys
What’s...
WatchRick Rendon’s best video yet.
GMH →
mydarling:
givesmehope:
I work as a waiter. One day a man was giving me a particularly hard time because his food wasn’t fast enough and wasn’t good enough, etc and all i wanted to do was cry. At the table behind him were four teenage girls, they left a 100% tip and a note saying ‘Sorry that guy was such a jerk’. These girls GMH.
I’m a waitress, and I wish something like this would happen,...